મારફાડ ઈંગ્લીશ !

Gujarati Jokes 373Principal to student… : ” Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father

(હવે કઈ ઘટે???)

Class teacher once said : “Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

(કોને??? Paper કે student???)

Once Hindi teacher said….”I’m going out of the world to America…”

(છેને બાકી જોલ!)

“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK…”

(૧૦ માંથી ૧૦)

Don’t laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

(જોરદાર બોસ પણ આને Basic Communication Skills Class Room Training આપવી જ પડશે)

It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said, “why is fan not oning”

(ઓન નુ ing form વાપર્યું છે.) 

ગુસ્સામાં ટીચર…”Write down your name and father of your name!!”

(ન્યુ ડિસ્કવરી!!!)

“Shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

(શું ઈ સેટેલાઇટ છે કે???)

“I’ll illustrate what I have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board

(ગજબ નો પ્રોફેસર હો!)

“Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF”

(સારું, ત્યારે કન્ટીન્યુ!…)

LIBRARIAN SCOLDED,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN, I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

(એના જેવું બીજું કઈ ના થાય….)

કેમેસ્ટ્રીના HODનુ શું કહેવું છે …

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

(No Comments…!!!)

“Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!”

(સામ્ય તો શોધવું ને! )

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code…

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

(In terms of 1’s n 0’s)

પ્રિન્સિપાલને જતા જોઈને ટીચર :

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

(2 minz of silence pls)

 Master to his students “Do you know? I have 2 daughters. Both are girls!!!”

(You need some counselling dude…)

 હિન્દી શિક્ષક તેના પાર્ક કરેલા સ્કૂટર સામે આંગળી ચીંધીને!

“See there.My scooter is understanding the tree!!!”

(કેવું પડે ને…!! )

ટીચર રોક્સ!,

“Okay guys, all of you stand in a straight circle!”

(અહ્હા! જબરું – ન ભૂતો – ન ભવિષ્યતિ)

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